Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Skim Milk, Chocolate, Lactose, Milkfat, Soy Lecithin, PGPR, Artificial Flavors)Sugar, Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid)Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil and/or Palm Oil, Corn Syrup, Skim Milk, Dextrose, Less than 2% of Salt, Cocoa Powder, Baking Soda, Soy Lecithin, Artificial Flavor.
Allergy Information: May contain peanuts.
Chocolate and Caramel Cookie Bars.
First off, I love Twix. Caramel, Peanut butter, whatever flavor. Even the Oreo ones I think they had for a while back in the day were good.
So we have this vending machine at work, and it's got Twix in it. Yesterday I'm standin' there, contemplating my choices, and it's a choice between Twix and Goetze's Caramel Cremes.
And I realize Twix wins.
So I push F4 and my Twix falls, and I snatch it out of the little vending hopper at the bottom, where it lies amidst a few loose M&Ms. I wonder who the poor bastard was whose M&Ms exploded on contact.
A man should expect that when he opens his Twix, they will be little identical Twix twins. Perfectly formed in their thin cookie goodness, with caramel layering laid perfectly.
This was not the case, however, as somewhere between... (show more)