The name has a double meaning. Yes, it's a perfect sorbetto made from only five ingredients including juice from the blood orange. It's also what I want running through my veins. This stuff tastes so good, I only give it to my mouth when it gets straight A's. It tastes so good, the flavor's been insured for $1.5 million. It tastes so good, my usual sense of humor devolves to a repetitive string of hyperbole that STILL doesn't do it justice. Spend your last $5 on a pint of this nectar. It's worth it.
Clubbing baby seals is horrible. I mean, shouldn't they be home in bed, instead of out dancing til the wee morning hours? But seriously - do not kill young animals. Young pumpkins, on the other hand, oh I will eviscerate the hell out of them.
Why bother though? Eden dry roasts these tender, "shelled" nuggets of healthy snacking like nobody's business. Salted perfectly and loaded with good fats and fiber, I could eat a bag every day. And will, starting January 1.
Happy New Year!!! nomnomnom
Microwave hardy, easily topped (but never bested) and more addictive than banging twins, Triscuits are bar none the greatest cracker in the history of the Cracker Olympics.
Over 10% of the serving is dietary fiber, so your pipes love them. That savory, salty flavor haunts your soul and the perfect quadrilateral satisfies even the most cut-throat of your advance geometry classmates.
If a day goes by that Triscuits aren't in my cupboard, a little orphan puppy dies in a fireball created by the ire of neighboring villages.. True story.